Quotes from the master and margarita by character. Catchphrases from Bulgakov's novel The Master and Margarita

…Nonsense! In three hundred years this will pass.

[Woland]

...never ask for anything! Never and nothing, and especially among those who are stronger than you. They will offer and give everything themselves!

[Woland]

...but here’s the question that worries me: if there is no God, then, the question arises, who controls human life and the entire order on earth in general? - The man himself controls

[Woland]

...he wasn't verbose this time. The only thing he said was that among human vices, he considers cowardice to be one of the most important.

[Aphranius, about Yeshua]

...what would your good do if evil did not exist, and what would the earth look like if shadows disappeared from it?

In a white cloak with a bloody lining and a shuffling cavalry gait, early in the morning of the fourteenth day of the spring month of Nisan, the procurator of Judea, Pontius Pilate, came out into the covered colonnade between the two wings of the palace of Herod the Great.

In our country, atheism does not surprise anyone

[Berlioz]

After all, you think about how you can be dead.

[Azazello]

Which country's wine do you prefer at this time of day?

[Woland]

Everything will be right - the world is built on this

Everything was mixed up in the Oblonskys’ house, as the famous writer Leo Tolstoy rightly put it.

[Master]

All power is violence against people.

The second freshness is nonsense! There is only one freshness - the first, and it is also the last. And if the sturgeon is second freshness, then this means that it is rotten!

Do you judge by the suit? Never do this. You can make a mistake, and a very big one at that.

Eyes are a significant thing. Like a barometer. You can see who has a great dryness in their soul, who can poke the toe of a boot in the ribs for no reason, and who is afraid of everyone.

Yes, man is mortal, but that would not be so bad. The bad thing is that he is sometimes suddenly mortal, that's the trick!

[Woland]

Housekeepers know everything - it is a mistake to think that they are blind.

[cat Behemoth]

Why pursue in the footsteps of what is already over?

[Woland]

Evil people no in the world, there are only unhappy people.

The most interesting thing about this lie is that it is a lie from the first to the last word.

[Woland]

History will judge us.

[cat Behemoth]

Everyone will be rewarded according to their faith.

[Woland]

A brick will never fall on anyone’s head for no reason at all.

[Woland]

Love jumped out in front of us, like a killer jumps out of the ground in an alley, and struck us both at once! That's how lightning strikes, that's how a Finnish knife strikes!

[Master]

People are like people. They love money, but this has always been the case... Humanity loves money, no matter what it is made of, whether leather, paper, bronze or gold. Well, frivolous... well, well... ordinary people... in general, they resemble the old ones... the housing issue only spoiled them...

[Woland]

Maestro! Shorten the march!

[Cat]

We speak to you in different languages, as always, but the things we talk about do not change...

I don’t understand! They sat peacefully, completely quietly, having a snack...

I don’t play pranks, I don’t hurt anyone, I fix the primus stove, and I also consider it my duty to warn that the cat is an ancient and inviolable animal.

[cat Behemoth]

No document, no person.

[Koroviev]

No, wait... I know what I'm getting into. But I go to any lengths because of him, because I have no hope for anything else in the world. But I want to tell you that if you destroy me, you will be ashamed! Yes, it's a shame! I'm dying for love!

[Margarita]

Never be afraid of anything. It's unreasonable

Never ask for anything. Never ask for anything, and especially from those who are stronger than you. They will offer and give everything themselves!

Well, the one who loves must share the fate of the one he loves.

[Woland]

He didn't deserve light, he deserved peace

[Levi]

She carried yellow flowers! Not a good color.

[Master]

Congratulations, citizen, having lied!

[Bassoon]

For mercy's sake... would I allow myself to pour vodka for the lady? This is pure alcohol!

[cat Behemoth]

Get out. I haven’t had coffee yet, how can I leave?

[Cat Behemoth]

It is easy and pleasant to speak the truth.

[Yeshua Ha-Nozri]

It's sometimes nice to linger on the festive midnight.

[Woland]

It's nice to hear that you treat your cat so politely. For some reason they usually say “you” to cats, although not a single cat has ever drunk brotherhood with anyone.

[cat Behemoth]

Manuscripts don't burn.

[Woland]

Of course, it is impossible to form an impression of the book by reading quotes from Mikhail Bulgakov’s novel “The Master and Margarita” on two sheets of typewritten text, but... if at least one of the readers wants to re-read Mikhail Bulgakov’s novel “The Master and Margarita” in its entirety, we will consider ours mission accomplished. Quotes are arranged as they are placed in the text and can be used as a quotation plan for the novel “The Master and Margarita”.

So, get acquainted (or welcome to refresh your memory - for those who have read the novel “The Master and Margarita”) quotes from Mikhail Bulgakov’s novel “The Master and Margarita”, some of which have deservedly become aphorisms.

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 1. Quote #1 - Unknown to Ivan Bezdomny:

In order to manage, you need, after all, to have an accurate plan for some, at least somewhat decent, period. Let me ask you, how can a person manage if he is not only deprived of the opportunity to draw up any plan for at least a ridiculously short period of time, well, say, a thousand years, but cannot even vouch for his own tomorrow? ..

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 2. Quote #2.- Unknown in response to Berlioz's thought:

Yes, man is mortal, but that would not be so bad. The bad thing is that he is sometimes suddenly mortal, that's the trick! And he can’t say at all what he will do this evening. ...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 2. Quote #3 .- Unknown - to Berlioz:

“For no reason at all,” the unknown man interrupted impressively, “will never fall on anyone’s head.” In particular, I assure you, he does not threaten you in any way. You will die a different death. ...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 2. Quote #4. - Yeshua to Pontius Pilate:

... got into conversation with him. Initially, he treated me rudely and even insulted me, that is, he thought he was insulting me by calling me a dog,” here the prisoner grinned, “I personally don’t see anything bad in this beast to be offended by this word...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 2. Quote #5.- From a conversation Yeshua with Pontius Pilate:

What do you want me to swear to? - asked, very animated, untied.

Well, at least with your life,” answered the procurator, “it’s time to swear by it, since it hangs by a thread, know this!”

Don't you think that you have hung her up, hegemon? - asked the prisoner, - if this is so, you are very mistaken.

Pilate shuddered and answered through clenched teeth:

I can cut this hair.

And in this you are mistaken,” the prisoner objected, smiling brightly and shielding himself from the sun with his hand, “will you agree that only the one who hung it can probably cut the hair?”

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 2. Quote #6. - Yeshua - Pontius Pilate:

It is easy and pleasant to speak the truth.

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 8. Quote #7. - Professor Stravinsky to Ivan Bezdomny:

You never know what you can tell. Not everything needs to be believed.

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 13. Quote #8.- Master about Aloysius Mogarych:

...what, exactly, attracted me to him? The fact is that in general a person without a surprise inside, in his box, is uninteresting. ...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 15. Quote #9. - Program presenter - Nikanor Ivanovich:

... - Absolutely true, - confirmed the presenter of the program, - a child, an anonymous letter, a proclamation, an infernal machine, you never know what else, but no one will throw four hundred dollars, because there is no such idiot in nature...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 15. Quote #10. - Artist - Nikanor Ivanovich:

... After all, how many times have I told you that your main mistake is that you underestimate the importance of human eyes. Understand that the tongue can hide the truth, but the eyes can never! You are asked a sudden question, you don’t even flinch, in one second you control yourself and know what needs to be said, and not a single wrinkle on your face moves, but, alas, alarmed by the question, the truth from the bottom of your soul jumps into your eyes for a moment, and it's over. She's spotted and you're caught!

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 18. Quote #11. - The thought in Maximilian Andreevich’s head:

...It was a moment that would be a sin to miss. Business people know that such moments will not be repeated!

The Master and Margarita - quotes . Chapter 18. Quote #12. -

The second freshness is nonsense! There is only one freshness - the first, and it is also the last. And if the sturgeon is second freshness, then this means that it is rotten!

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 18. Quote #13. - Foreign magician - to bartender Andrei Fokich:

“I like to sit low,” the artist began, “it’s not so dangerous to fall from low.” ...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 18. Quote #14. - Foreign magician - to bartender Andrei Fokich:

“It’s very bad,” the owner concluded, “something, as you please, evil lurks in men who avoid wine, games, the company of lovely women, and table conversation.” Such people are either seriously ill or secretly hate those around them. True, exceptions are possible. Among the people who sat down with me at the banquet table, I sometimes came across amazing scoundrels! ...

Chapter 19. Quote #15. - Margarita - Azazello:

...My drama is that I live with someone I don’t love, but I consider ruining his life an unworthy thing. I saw nothing but goodness from him...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. - Chapter 19. Quote #16. - Azazello - Margarita:

...And in general, I will take the liberty of advising you, Margarita Nikolaevna, never to be afraid of anything. This is unreasonable.

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 24. Quote #17. - Woland to Margarita:

“We tested you,” Woland continued, “never ask for anything!” Never and nothing, and especially among those who are stronger than you. They will offer and give everything themselves! Sit down, proud woman! ...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 24. Quote #18. - Woland to Margarita:

... Manuscripts do not burn. ...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 24. Quote#19. - Margarita to Woland:

... It never happens that everything will be as it was.<...>

Doesn't happen, you say? - Woland said. - That's right. But we'll try. ...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 24. Quote #20. - Azazello - Varenukha:

... There is no need to be rude on the phone. There is no need to lie on the phone. It's clear? ...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 25. Quote #21. - Guest - to the Procurator:

... The only thing he said was that among human vices, he considers cowardice to be one of the most important. ...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 28. Quote #22. - Doorman to Koroviev:

We only use foreign currency -<…>.

My dear,<…>But how do you know that I don’t have it? Do you judge by the suit? Never do this, most precious guardian! You can make a mistake, and a very big one at that. ...

The Master and Margarita - quotes. Chapter 29. Quote #23. - Woland to the Master:

... He who loves must share the fate of the one he loves.

Quotes from Mikhail Bulgakov’s novel “The Master and Margarita”

When Mikhail Afanasyevich Bulgakov wrote a novel about the Master, he hardly imagined that he was creating the most significant work Russian literature of the twentieth century and that “The Master and Margarita” will almost completely disappear into quotations. Today the work is deservedly included in the lists of the most books read world, while remaining the object of endless debate among literary scholars and philosophers.

And for readers, “The Master and Margarita” is simply a favorite story, full of mysteries and endless wisdom. What is needed most in our difficult times.

  • Who told you that there is no true, faithful, eternal love in the world? May the liar's vile tongue be cut out!
  • We speak different languages, as always, but the things we talk about do not change.
  • Evil lurks in men who avoid wine, games, the company of lovely women, and table conversation. Such people are either seriously ill or secretly hate those around them.
  • There are no evil people in the world, there are only unhappy people.
  • These women are difficult people!
  • A person without a surprise inside, in his box, is uninteresting.
  • Everything will be right, the world is built on this.
  • Yes, man is mortal, but that would not be so bad. The bad thing is that he is sometimes suddenly mortal, that's the trick!
  • It's nice to hear that you treat your cat so politely. For some reason they usually say “you” to cats, although not a single cat has ever drunk brotherhood with anyone.
  • An unhappy person is cruel and callous. And all just because good people mutilated him.
  • Do you judge by the suit? Never do this. You can make a mistake, and a very big one at that.
  • Never ask for anything! Never and nothing, and especially among those who are stronger than you. They will offer and give everything themselves.
  • He who loves must share the fate of the one he loves.
  • For mercy... Would I allow myself to pour vodka for the lady? This is pure alcohol!
  • The second freshness is nonsense! There is only one freshness - the first, and it is also the last. And if the sturgeon is second freshness, then this means that it is rotten!
  • It is easy and pleasant to speak the truth.
  • Why pursue in the footsteps of what is already over?
  • - Dostoevsky died. - I protest, Dostoevsky is immortal!
  • And fact is the most stubborn thing in the world.
  • All theories are worth one another. Among them there is one according to which everyone will be given according to their faith. May it come true!
  • What country's wine do you prefer at this time of day?
  • My drama is that I live with someone I don’t love, but I consider it unworthy to ruin his life.
  • — Cowardice is one of the most terrible human vices.
  • - No, I dare to object to you. Cowardice is the most terrible human vice.
  • Never be afraid of anything. This is unreasonable.
  • The most terrible anger is the anger of powerlessness (Master).
  • What would your good do if evil did not exist, and what would the earth look like if shadows disappeared from it?
  • Understand that the tongue can hide the truth, but the eyes can never!
  • People are like people. They love money, but this has always been the case... Humanity loves money, no matter what it is made of, whether leather, paper, bronze or gold. Well, they are frivolous... well, well... and mercy sometimes knocks on their hearts... ordinary people... in general, they resemble the old ones... The housing issue only spoiled them.
  • No matter what pessimists say, the earth is still absolutely beautiful, and under the moon it is simply unique.

The Retroatelier studio tried to convey the appearance of the characters and the mysterious atmosphere of Bulgakov’s novel. Each frame from the photo shoot tells the story of the events taking place in a specific chapter.

"Cream Azazello"

“A naturally curly, black-haired woman of about twenty was looking at thirty-year-old Margarita from the mirror...”

"Never talk to strangers"

“Annushka has already bought sunflower oil, and not only bought it, but even bottled it...”

"Unlucky Visitors"

“Did you come without a sword?...”

"Pontius Pilate"

“Are you calling me a kind person?”

"Burial"

“They were arguing about something very difficult and important, and neither of them could defeat the other...”

"Chase"

“Ivan gasped, looked into the distance and saw the hated unknown. He was already at the exit to Patriarchal Lane, and not alone. The more than dubious regent managed to join him.”

Extracting the Master

“Manuscripts don’t burn...”

"The End of Apartment No. 50"

“I’m not being naughty, I’m not hurting anyone, I’m fixing the primus...”

"Pontius Pilate"

« In a white cloak with bloody lining..."

“How the procurator tried to save Judas”

“Darkness has covered Yershalaim...”

"Unlucky Visitors"

“Then, in the crimson light from the fireplace, a sword flashed in front of the barman...”

"The Hero Appears"

"Anxious yellow flowers..."

"Extracting the Master"

“It was this citizen who stopped Koroviev and Behemoth...”

"Forgiveness and Eternal Shelter"

“So they flew in silence for a long time...”

"By Candlelight"

“The cat, putting the binoculars away from his eyes, quietly pushed his king in the back.”

"The Hero Appears"

“She came to me every day, and I started waiting for her in the morning.”

"Flight"

“...but only soon Margarita, opening her eyes, saw beneath her not the darkness of the forest, but a trembling lake of Moscow lights.”

“The fate of the Master and Margarita is determined”

“Woland was sitting on a folding stool, dressed in his black cassock.”

"News from Yalta"

“— Ivan Vasilievich? - the receiver cried joyfully, - I’m terribly glad to hear your voice! How is your health? “Mercy,” Varenukha answered in amazement, “who am I talking to?”

"Margarita"

“Then take the trouble to get it,” said Azazello and, taking a round gold box from his pocket, handed it to Margarita with the words: “Hide it, otherwise passers-by will look.” It will be useful to you, Margarita Nikolaevna.”

“The procurator turned to the centurion in Latin: “The criminal calls me ‘good man.' Take him out of here for a minute, explain to him how to talk to me. But don’t maim.”

"The Great Ball at Satan's"

“The staircase began to fill up. Now on each step there appeared, from a distance seemingly exactly the same, tailcoats and naked women with them, differing from each other only in the color of the feathers on their heads and shoes.”

"Epilogue"

“... a sad but completely indestructible conclusion was made that the hypnotist gang has the ability to hypnotize at a huge distance, and, moreover, not only individuals, but also entire groups of them.”


The Master and Margarita Quotes


…Nonsense! In three hundred years this will pass. /Woland/

***​

Which country's wine do you prefer at this time of day? /Woland/

...never ask for anything! Never and nothing, and especially among those who are stronger than you. They will offer and give everything themselves!
/Woland/

...but here’s the question that worries me: if there is no God, then, the question arises, who controls human life and the entire order on earth in general? - The man himself controls. /Woland/

***​

I like to sit low - it’s not so dangerous to fall from low. /Woland/

​***

People are like people. They love money, but this has always been the case... Humanity loves money, no matter what it is made of, whether leather, paper, bronze or gold. Well, frivolous... well, well... ordinary people... in general, they resemble the old ones... the housing problem only spoiled them... / Woland /

***

Why pursue in the footsteps of what is already over? /Woland/

***

There are no evil people in the world, there are only unhappy people. The most interesting thing about this lie is that it is a lie from the first to the last word. / Woland /

​***

Everyone will be rewarded according to their faith. /Woland/

A brick will never fall on anyone’s head for no reason at all. /Woland/

​***

It's sometimes nice to linger on the festive midnight. /Woland/

***

Manuscripts don't burn. /Woland/

***

There is only one freshness - the first, and it is also the last. And if the sturgeon is second freshness, then this means that it is rotten! /Woland/

***

What would your good do if evil did not exist? /Woland/

​***

Yes, man is mortal, but that would not be so bad. The bad thing is that he is sometimes suddenly mortal, that's the trick! /Woland/

​***

...he wasn't verbose this time. The only thing he said was that among human vices, he considers cowardice to be one of the most important. /Aphranius, about Yeshua/

After all, you think about how you can be dead. /Azazello/

***

Housekeepers know everything - it is a mistake to think that they are blind. /cat Behemoth/

History will judge us. /cat Behemoth/

​***

Maestro! Shorten the march! /cat Behemoth/

​***

I don’t play pranks, I don’t hurt anyone, I fix the primus stove, and I also consider it my duty to warn that the cat is an ancient and inviolable animal. /cat Behemoth/

***​

I will be a silent hallucination. /cat Behemoth/

***

I haven’t had coffee yet, how can I leave? /cat Behemoth/

​***

For mercy's sake... would I allow myself to pour vodka for the lady? This is pure alcohol! /cat Behemoth/

​***

It's nice to hear that you treat your cat so politely. For some reason they usually say “you” to cats, although not a single cat has ever drunk brotherhood with anyone. /cat Behemoth/

​***

...Everyone decorates himself with whatever he can... /Behemoth cat/

***

...my wife, if only I had one, risked being a widow twenty times! But, fortunately, sir, I am not married, and I will tell you straight - I am happy that I am not married. Ah, sir, is it possible to exchange single freedom for a painful yoke!.. /cat Behemoth/

Love jumped out in front of us, like a killer jumps out of the ground in an alley, and struck us both at once! That's how lightning strikes, that's how a Finnish knife strikes! /Master/

​***

She carried yellow flowers! Bad color./Master/

​***

...in general, a person without a surprise inside, in his box, is uninteresting... /Master/

***

...when people are completely robbed, like you and me, they seek salvation from an otherworldly force!../Master/

***

...it never happens that everything will be as it was... /Master/

No document, no person. /Koroviev/

No, wait... I know what I'm getting into. But I go to any lengths because of him, because I have no hope for anything else in the world. But I want to tell you that if you destroy me, you will be ashamed! Yes, it's a shame! I'm dying for love! /Margarita/

​***

...still, even in pleasure you need to be at least a little prudent... /Margarita/

***

...sadness before a long journey. Isn’t it true, sir, it is quite natural, even when a person knows that happiness awaits him at the end of this road?.. /Margarita/

***​

He didn't deserve light, he deserved peace. /Levi/

​***

...Intourists... How much you all adore foreign tourists! And among them, by the way, there are different ones... /Ivan Bezdomny/

***

...I must admit that among intellectuals there are also extremely smart ones. This cannot be denied!../Ivan Bezdomny/

​***

All power is violence against people.

​***

A person without a surprise inside, in his box, is uninteresting.

An unhappy person is cruel and callous. And all just because good people mutilated him.

What would your good do if evil did not exist, and what would the earth look like if shadows disappeared from it?

Understand that the tongue can hide the truth, but the eyes can never!

No matter what pessimists say, the earth is still absolutely beautiful, and under the moon it is simply unique.

Do you judge by the suit? Never do this. You can make a mistake, and a very big one at that.

Eyes are a significant thing. Like a barometer. You can see who has a great dryness in their soul, who can poke the toe of a boot in the ribs for no reason, and who is afraid of everyone.

***​

Sometimes the best way to destroy a person is to let him choose his own fate.

​***​

The most terrible anger is the anger of powerlessness.

***​

Evil lurks in men who avoid wine, games, the company of lovely women, and table conversation. Such people are either seriously ill or secretly hate those around them.

***

Fact is the most stubborn thing in the world.

​***

He who loves must share the fate of the one he loves.

We speak to you in different languages, as always, but the things we talk about do not change...

I don’t understand! They sat peacefully, completely quietly, having a snack...

The tongue can hide the truth, but the eyes never. Alarmed by the question, the truth from the bottom of the soul jumps into the eyes for a moment, and it is noticed, and you are caught

…Nonsense! In three hundred years this will pass.

[Woland]

...never ask for anything! Never and nothing, and especially among those who are stronger than you. They will offer and give everything themselves!

[Woland]

...but here’s the question that worries me: if there is no God, then, the question arises, who controls human life and the entire order on earth in general? - The man himself controls

[Woland]

...he wasn't verbose this time. The only thing he said was that among human vices, he considers cowardice to be one of the most important.

[Aphranius, about Yeshua]

In a white cloak with a bloody lining and a shuffling cavalry gait, early in the morning of the fourteenth day of the spring month of Nisan, the procurator of Judea, Pontius Pilate, came out into the covered colonnade between the two wings of the palace of Herod the Great.

In our country, atheism does not surprise anyone

[Berlioz]

After all, you think about how you can be dead.

[Azazello]

Which country's wine do you prefer at this time of day?

[Woland]

Everything will be right - the world is built on this

Everything was mixed up in the Oblonskys’ house, as the famous writer Leo Tolstoy rightly put it.

[Master]

The second freshness is nonsense! There is only one freshness - the first, and it is also the last. And if the sturgeon is second freshness, then this means that it is rotten!

Yes, man is mortal, but that would not be so bad. The bad thing is that he is sometimes suddenly mortal, that's the trick!

[Woland]

Housekeepers know everything - it is a mistake to think that they are blind.

[cat Behemoth]

Why pursue in the footsteps of what is already over?

[Woland]

The most interesting thing about this lie is that it is a lie from the first to the last word.

[Woland]

History will judge us.

[cat Behemoth]

Everyone will be rewarded according to their faith.

[Woland]

A brick will never fall on anyone’s head for no reason at all.

[Woland]

Love jumped out in front of us, like a killer jumps out of the ground in an alley, and struck us both at once! That's how lightning strikes, that's how a Finnish knife strikes!

[Master]

[Woland]

Maestro! Shorten the march!

I don’t play pranks, I don’t hurt anyone, I fix the primus stove, and I also consider it my duty to warn that the cat is an ancient and inviolable animal.

[cat Behemoth]

No document, no person.

[Koroviev]

No, wait... I know what I'm getting into. But I go to any lengths because of him, because I have no hope for anything else in the world. But I want to tell you that if you destroy me, you will be ashamed! Yes, it's a shame! I'm dying for love!

[Margarita]

Never be afraid of anything. It's unreasonable

Never ask for anything. Never ask for anything, and especially from those who are stronger than you. They will offer and give everything themselves!

Well then

[Woland]

He didn't deserve light, he deserved peace

[Levi]

She carried yellow flowers! Not a good color.

[Master]

Congratulations, citizen, having lied!

[Bassoon]

For mercy's sake... would I allow myself to pour vodka for the lady? This is pure alcohol!

[cat Behemoth]

Get out. I haven’t had coffee yet, how can I leave?

[Cat Behemoth]

It is easy and pleasant to speak the truth.

[Yeshua Ha-Nozri]

It's sometimes nice to linger on the festive midnight.

[Woland]

[cat Behemoth]

Manuscripts don't burn.

[Woland]

The most terrible anger is the anger of powerlessness

There is only one freshness - the first, and it is also the last. And if the sturgeon is second freshness, then this means that it is rotten!

[Woland]

He who loves must share the fate of the one he loves

Beg them to leave me as a witch!.. I will not marry an engineer or a technician!

[Natasha]

What would your good do if evil did not exist?

[Woland]

I am a historian. There will be an interesting story at the Patriarch's this evening!

I will be a silent hallucination.

[cat Behemoth]

I haven’t had coffee yet, how can I leave?

[Cat Behemoth]

I like to sit low - it’s not so dangerous to fall from low

[Woland]

I feel like someone is letting me go free

[Master]

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THE MASTER AND MARGARITA CATING PHRASES FROM THE NOVEL

…Nonsense! In three hundred years this will pass. /Woland/

Which country's wine do you prefer at this time of day? /Woland/

...never ask for anything! Never and nothing, and especially among those who are stronger than you. They will offer and give everything themselves! /Woland/

...but here’s the question that worries me: if there is no God, then, the question arises, who controls human life and the entire order on earth in general? - The man himself controls. /Woland/

I like to sit low - it’s not so dangerous to fall from low. /Woland/

People are like people. They love money, but this has always been the case... Humanity loves money, no matter what it is made of, whether leather, paper, bronze or gold. Well, frivolous... well, well... ordinary people... in general, they resemble the old ones... the housing problem only spoiled them... / Woland /

Why pursue in the footsteps of what is already over? /Woland/

There are no evil people in the world, there are only unhappy people. The most interesting thing about this lie is that it is a lie from the first to the last word. / Woland /

Everyone will be rewarded according to their faith. /Woland/

A brick will never fall on anyone’s head for no reason at all. /Woland/

It's sometimes nice to linger on the festive midnight. /Woland/

Manuscripts don't burn. /Woland/

There is only one freshness - the first, and it is also the last. And if the sturgeon is second freshness, then this means that it is rotten! /Woland/

What would your good do if evil did not exist? /Woland/

Yes, man is mortal, but that would not be so bad. The bad thing is that he is sometimes suddenly mortal, that's the trick! /Woland/

...he wasn't verbose this time. The only thing he said was that among human vices, he considers cowardice to be one of the most important. /Aphranius, about Yeshua/

After all, you think about how you can be dead. /Azazello/

Housekeepers know everything - it is a mistake to think that they are blind. /cat Behemoth/

History will judge us. /cat Behemoth/

Maestro! Shorten the march! /cat Behemoth/

I don’t play pranks, I don’t hurt anyone, I fix the primus stove, and I also consider it my duty to warn that the cat is an ancient and inviolable animal. /cat Behemoth/

I will be a silent hallucination. /cat Behemoth/

I haven’t had coffee yet, how can I leave? /cat Behemoth/

For mercy's sake... would I allow myself to pour vodka for the lady? This is pure alcohol! /cat Behemoth/

It's nice to hear that you treat your cat so politely. For some reason they usually say “you” to cats, although not a single cat has ever drunk brotherhood with anyone. /cat Behemoth/

...Everyone decorates himself with whatever he can... /Behemoth cat/

...my wife, if only I had one, risked being a widow twenty times! But, fortunately, sir, I am not married, and I will tell you straight - I am happy that I am not married. Ah, sir, is it possible to exchange single freedom for a painful yoke!.. /cat Behemoth/

Love jumped out in front of us, like a killer jumps out of the ground in an alley, and struck us both at once! That's how lightning strikes, that's how a Finnish knife strikes! /Master/

She carried yellow flowers! Bad color./Master/

...in general, a person without a surprise inside, in his box, is uninteresting... /Master/

...when people are completely robbed, like you and me, they seek salvation from an otherworldly force!../Master/

...it never happens that everything will be as it was... /Master/

No document, no person. /Koroviev/

No, wait... I know what I'm getting into. But I go to any lengths because of him, because I have no hope for anything else in the world. But I want to tell you that if you destroy me, you will be ashamed! Yes, it's a shame! I'm dying for love! /Margarita/

...still, even in pleasure you need to be at least a little prudent... /Margarita/

...sadness before a long journey. Isn’t it true, sir, it is quite natural, even when a person knows that happiness awaits him at the end of this road?.. /Margarita/

He didn't deserve light, he deserved peace. /Levi/

...Intourists... How much you all adore foreign tourists! And among them, by the way, there are different ones... /Ivan Bezdomny/

...I must admit that among intellectuals there are also extremely smart ones. This cannot be denied!../Ivan Bezdomny/

All power is violence against people.

What would your good do if evil did not exist, and what would the earth look like if shadows disappeared from it?

Understand that the tongue can hide the truth, but the eyes can never!

Do you judge by the suit? Never do this. You can make a mistake, and a very big one at that.

Eyes are a significant thing. Like a barometer. You can see who has a great dryness in their soul, who can poke the toe of a boot in the ribs for no reason, and who is afraid of everyone.

Sometimes the best way to destroy a person is to let him choose his own fate.

The most terrible anger is the anger of powerlessness.

Evil lurks in men who avoid wine, games, the company of lovely women, and table conversation. Such people are either seriously ill or secretly hate those around them.

Fact is the most stubborn thing in the world.

He who loves must share the fate of the one he loves.

We speak to you in different languages, as always, but the things we talk about do not change...

I don’t understand! They sat peacefully, completely quietly, having a snack...

The tongue can hide the truth, but the eyes never. Alarmed by the question, the truth from the bottom of the soul jumps into the eyes for a moment, and it is noticed, and you are caught

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Quotes from “The Master and Margarita” Complain ▲▼ Mikhail Bulgakov’s cult work “The Master and Margarita” is truly a literary masterpiece that has been exciting the imagination of both readers and literary critics for decades. This is the book to which readers return years later to once again plunge into the world of mystical love and unimaginable adventures. Here are just a small fraction of apt sayings from the immortal “The Master and Margarita”. About love He who loves must share the fate of the one he loves. Who told you that there is no true, faithful, eternal love in the world? May the liar's vile tongue be cut out! My drama is that I live with someone I don’t love, but I consider it unworthy to ruin his life. Love jumped out in front of us, like a killer jumps out of the ground in an alley, and struck us both at once! About life Follow the old wise rule - treat like with like. No matter what pessimists say, the earth is still absolutely beautiful, and under the moon it is simply unique. What would your good do if evil did not exist, and what would the earth look like if shadows disappeared from it? He didn't deserve light, he deserved peace. Never ask for anything! Never and nothing, and especially among those who are stronger than you. They will offer and give everything themselves. Understand that the tongue can hide the truth, but the eyes can never! We speak different languages, as always, but the things we talk about do not change. About people Everyone decorates themselves with whatever they can. Smart people That's why they are smart, to understand complicated things. No force can silence the crowd until it exhales everything that has accumulated inside it and falls silent itself. Something bad, if you please, lurks in men who avoid wine, games, the company of lovely women, and table conversation. Such people are either seriously ill or secretly hate those around them. True, exceptions are possible. Among the people who sat down with me at the banquet table, I sometimes came across amazing scoundrels! People are like people. They love money, but this has always been the case... Humanity loves money, no matter what it is made of, whether leather, paper, bronze or gold. Well, frivolous... well, well... ordinary people... in general, they resemble the old ones... the housing problem only spoiled them... - Good people? Is that what you call everyone? - There are no evil people in the world. How can a person manage if he is not only deprived of the opportunity to draw up any plan for at least a ridiculously short period of time, well, say, a thousand years, but cannot even vouch for his own tomorrow? There are no evil people in the world, there are only unhappy people. An unhappy person is cruel and callous. And all just because good people mutilated him. Sometimes the best way to destroy a person is to let him choose his own fate. Yes, man is mortal, but that would not be so bad. The bad thing is that he is sometimes suddenly mortal, that's the trick. A person without a surprise inside, in his box, is uninteresting. About the cats Behemoth and Gella I don’t play pranks, I don’t bother anyone, I fix the primus stove. And I also consider it my duty to warn that the cat is an ancient and inviolable animal. The only thing that can save a mortally wounded cat is a sip of gasoline. It's nice to hear that you treat your cat so politely. For some reason they usually say “you” to cats, although not a single cat has ever drunk brotherhood with anyone. About vices All power is violence against people. Who will say anything in defense of envy? This feeling is of a crappy category... The most terrible anger is the anger of powerlessness. Never be afraid of anything. This is unreasonable. – Cowardice is one of the most terrible human vices. – I dare to object to you. Cowardice is the most terrible human vice. Insult is a common reward for good work. About things The eyes are a significant thing. Like a barometer. You can see who has a great dryness in their soul, who can poke the toe of a boot in the ribs for no reason, and who is afraid of everyone. The tongue can hide the truth, but the eyes never. Alarmed by the question, the truth from the bottom of the soul jumps into your eyes for a moment, and it is noticed, and you are caught. The second freshness is nonsense! There is only one freshness - the first, and it is also the last. And if the sturgeon is second freshness, then this means that it is rotten. Do you judge by the suit? Never do this. You can make a mistake, and a very big one at that. Fact is the most stubborn thing in the world. It was an incomparable smell of freshly printed money.


Mikhail Bulgakov’s cult work “The Master and Margarita” is truly a literary masterpiece that has been exciting the imagination of both readers and literary critics for decades. This is the book to which readers return years later to once again plunge into the world of mystical love and unimaginable adventures. Here are just a small fraction of apt sayings from the immortal “The Master and Margarita”.

About love

He who loves must share the fate of the one he loves.

Who told you that there is no true, faithful, eternal love in the world? May the liar's vile tongue be cut out!

My drama is that I live with someone I don’t love, but I consider it unworthy to ruin his life.

Love jumped out in front of us, like a killer jumps out of the ground in an alley, and struck us both at once!

About life

Follow the old wise rule - treat like with like.

No matter what pessimists say, the earth is still absolutely beautiful, and under the moon it is simply unique.

What would your good do if evil did not exist, and what would the earth look like if shadows disappeared from it?

He didn't deserve light, he deserved peace.

Never ask for anything! Never and nothing, and especially among those who are stronger than you. They will offer and give everything themselves.

Understand that the tongue can hide the truth, but the eyes can never!

We speak different languages, as always, but the things we talk about do not change.

About people

Everyone decorates themselves with whatever they can.

Smart people are smart to understand complicated things.

No force can silence the crowd until it exhales everything that has accumulated inside it and falls silent itself.

Something bad, if you please, lurks in men who avoid wine, games, the company of lovely women, and table conversation. Such people are either seriously ill or secretly hate those around them. True, exceptions are possible. Among the people who sat down with me at the banquet table, I sometimes came across amazing scoundrels!

People are like people. They love money, but this has always been the case... Humanity loves money, no matter what it is made of, whether leather, paper, bronze or gold. Well, frivolous... well, well... ordinary people... in general, they resemble the old ones... the housing issue only spoiled them...

Good people? Is that what you call everyone?

There are no evil people in the world.

How can a person manage if he is not only deprived of the opportunity to draw up any plan for at least a ridiculously short period of time, well, say, a thousand years, but cannot even vouch for his own tomorrow?

There are no evil people in the world, there are only unhappy people.

An unhappy person is cruel and callous. And all just because good people mutilated him.

Sometimes the best way to destroy a person is to let him choose his own fate.

Yes, man is mortal, but that would not be so bad.

The bad thing is that he is sometimes suddenly mortal, that's the trick.

A person without a surprise inside, in his box, is uninteresting.

About cats


Hippopotamus and Gella

I don’t play pranks, I don’t hurt anyone, I fix the primus stove. And I also consider it my duty to warn that the cat is an ancient and inviolable animal.

The only thing that can save a mortally wounded cat is a sip of gasoline.

It's nice to hear that you treat your cat so politely. For some reason they usually say “you” to cats, although not a single cat has ever drunk brotherhood with anyone.

About vices

All power is violence against people.

Who will say anything in defense of envy? It's a trashy feeling...

The most terrible anger is the anger of powerlessness.

Never be afraid of anything. This is unreasonable.

– Cowardice is one of the most terrible human vices.

– I dare to object to you. Cowardice is the most terrible human vice.

Insult is a common reward for good work.

About things

Eyes are a significant thing. Like a barometer. You can see who has a great dryness in their soul, who can poke the toe of a boot in the ribs for no reason, and who is afraid of everyone.

The tongue can hide the truth, but the eyes never. Alarmed by the question, the truth from the bottom of the soul jumps into your eyes for a moment, and it is noticed, and you are caught.

The second freshness is nonsense! There is only one freshness - the first, and it is also the last. And if the sturgeon is second freshness, then this means that it is rotten.

Do you judge by the suit? Never do this. You can make a mistake, and a very big one at that.

Fact is the most stubborn thing in the world.

It was an incomparable smell of freshly printed money.

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